I thought I'll make some lists.

Things to do

  1. Clean up my bag, will discover the remains of a lizard that died in the Triassic era.
  2. Clean my shoes, will discover the remains of a bug which made out with a lizard that was stupid enough to die in a bag.
  3. Find out where I kept my ... err... Batman action figure. He can still fight crime you know.
Things that I want to do
  1. Go to Brazil.
  2. Meet Giselle Bundchen.
  3. Bungee jump.
  4. Drink absinthe.
  5. Kick George W. Bush Jr. in his balls.
  6. Dance.
  7. Make shitloads of money, and spend it all.
  8. Go to a specific hostel in Bratislava and check out the really cool human disemboweling apparatus.
  9. Go to Amsterdam and figure out what the fuss is all about.
  10. Drive a Koenigsegg CCXR.
Things I can do
  1. Go eat dinner at Hot Chips and stop making stupid lists.
Oh I hate this life ...