In political theory, Democracy describes a small number of related forms of government and also a political philosophy. A common feature of democracy as currently understood and practiced is competitive elections. Competitive elections are usually seen to require freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and some degree of rule of law.

That is democracy, and we have the Democratic People's Republic of Korea a.k.a North Korea.

I saw a very disturbing documentary on National Geographic yesterday in which, a person smuggled a camera into North Korea and secretly taped the atrocities that were part of an everyday occurence there. Apparently, the 'Great Leader', Kim jong Il, is a totally retarded bastard. The people there live in mortal fear of the Great Leader and are continually required to 'worship' and bow down to a puny, bespectacled and a quite crazy son-of-a-bitch.

This Great Leader had a greater and a more glorious father, Kim Il-sung a.k.a the Eternal President.



(L-R) Kim Jong Il with the bastard who sired him, Kim Il-sung

Together, the bastard son and the bastard-er father managed to completely destroy a country and its people, while they remained the single largest consumer of Hennessey cognac, own a fleet of 7000 Mercedes Benzes, a 20,000 videotape collection, 17 palaces, and built a concentration camp called CAMP 22, which is as large as Washington D.C, with 50,000 or more prisoners. The fact that this fool also has Nuclear Weapons is very unsettling.

I don't want to write more on the Great Leader, but I still do have one letter to write.

Dear Mr. Bush,

In spite of the fact that you are a mentally deranged baboon with a 5 nanometer wide brain, I have this one request to make.

Leave the Iraqis, Iranians, Afghans, and the people of other countries you are planning to decimate, alone. Listen to reason and logic, even if you do not posses the faculty to understand both, and kindly bomb the living hell out of the Great Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It would really help in making the world a safer place to live in.

Yours sincerely.

PS. North Korea is a state in East Asia in the northern half of the Korean Peninsula, NOT in the Middle-East.